Man bonding

Its kind of like the donkeys at blackpool

The bra and pants gang

Fear them

Scarved for life

I mean really. Wtf!

Whisky cocktails too

Poor Steve-o begins to become unstuck

How many?

All the free shampoo was starting to bite

So this is burlesque?

Nuff said

Put it up!

As well as smacking of desperation it also appeared to be raining

Three bums

And free champagne!

A stolen moment

On saturday had to do the whole xmas night out again. Lord i hurt the next day

Shawls

Why were they giving these away?

You lick my eye..

Mrs M kicked my shin. I retaliated by apparently licking her eyeball!

It all seemed so civilised...

Sometime later.

Tongue

Xmas party

No tongue

The protest heats up

When you feel like a lie-in

As i often do!

Interesting Statistic

This amused me no end!

Raging torrent

And not the good downloading kind! Its usually half the width!

The Cart has burst its banks!

Admittedly only on one side but its less than a foot from breaking the bank on the houses side!

Bearding the shady in her den

So fierce!

So much pink!

Mr Gaz sports the musketeer look!

Tusk daftness

My head still hurts

Shut yer Pus

It could be the doctors for me!

Rhianna?

Cat biscuits

It was amazing, thank you granny cranston!

Peons of Baljaffray

Ah Smokin Scotty you are still the king!

Spiders!

Not quite what you expect to find in the bank.

Breakers!

Electric boogaloo and all that!

Purple Chilli

Yay, the seeds didnt lie!

Beasts of Maryhill

Not exactly the perma tanned wrinkly blonde beasts you would expect!

Ned on the Bus!

The journey just flies by when an aggressive steaming ned gets on the bus and promptly falls up the stairs. Sitting on them protesting that they are going to get "A blade poot frew thur froat" doesnt really hold much water when you can hardly stand and use your jumbo bottle of frosty jack as a crutch

Cage Fighting!

Fingerbob style!

Old Nick and the Devils Seed!

A truly masterful performance

The best gig this year!

The Pixies rawked!

The statue at the GOMA

It cuts a slightly forlorn figure without its obligatory traffic cone hat. Damn the council

The Pixies are comin!

Yeehaa!

All hail The great Budha

Bit fearsome looking these days eh

Before the gin slims

A photo taken in more innocent times before the MC bought ruin to us all via the medium of gin

The Indomitable Mr S

Like the littlest hobo that voice calls him again. Maybe tomorrow he will wanna settle down. Until tomorrow he will just keep movin on.

The Dark Hearts of Bulgaria

It takes a lot of lives to feed a carnivore like me. A handy hint - if visiting Bulgaria its not really advisable to order chicken hearts as a starter. There were over fifty of them! They were horrible.

Nessebar here we come!

Three musketeers!

A heavenly piece of work.

On a leaving night the shots always make a guest appearance. This time it was sambuka!

Goodbye Ian!

Lick it!

Take that Factor!

You wont be charging us several million pounds for 5 minutes work. Not as long as i have johnny chisel and harry hammer as my friends!

Tenement wildlife

I felt honoured when this lustrous peacock butterfly deigned to start its hibernation in our close.

The Scotsman

I suspect that this 'scottish' pub may actually be more spanish than they would like you to think ;)

Finally she flowers

Like the finest of ladies she flowers in her later years sprouting her insanely hot ember chillies!

Air Guitar

Go for it Mr S, go!

Tonguefoolery

Yes, I shall never tire of this pose.