Here be dragons

Dundee, its been a few years since i have been here. I wasnt sure if i should have worn my good coat, as I was worried that the locals upon seeing such finery might mistake me for a king or prince. I neednt have worried. Few dared catch my eye for fear of recieving a stout rap on the head from my cane for their effrontery. These eastern trollochs know their place :)

The big sleep

Sadly it all began to get a bit too much for some

Goodfellas

Its like drinkin in a bookies

Beam them up Scotty

It might look like aliens are attempting to abduct the dogs but no! Its the light of glory shining on my winning dog! Yeehaa!

All hail the great stag!

Still alive, despite the sambukas and jagermeister!

Arrival

Newcastle, hurrah!

Quiet carriage?

After being politely removed from the quiet carriage. A quiet moment is taken for some reflection

Stark raving Harky

Bark at the moon

And oh how they did!

Tangerine Neil

Neil livens up the train journey by giving his hairy bing bongs an airing

How many is that Mr T?

Care in the community has never been such fun!

Is this dogging?

See how carefully he concentrates on the road. This dog could teach a few tricks!

The Dragon Claw

I tried to remain aloof but the dragon had to be appeased and I picked up the meaty gauntlet that had been cast afore me. Steve fought valiantly amidst my inhuman grunts and squeals, but as Churchill said "Its takes balls to poke a pig in its den" And thus victory was mine!! Now if only I could do something about that double chin...

And even in Tusk

Once we had popped we just couldnt stop. The theme had been set for the night. Stevo quick to try his hand against The Ned Slayer, took Tony on.... and won!!!

Ned Wrestling

What the dickens! Walking along the street, from out of nowhere we are confronted by an unruly mob of scoundrels who demand satisfaction via arm combat. Each crew chooses their most valiant for the task, their man is a tracksuited devil with nary a moral to call his own. Tony offers himself selflessly to the bent eyed rapscallion and battle begins. The atmosphere is fraught with tension. Tony marshalls all his strength... and WINS! The knaves scuttle back to their holes.

Hurricane Tony

Tony goes baw daft and vanquishes all in his path!

Suave eh

Cheeky vimtos make fools out of men

Aten-hun!

Even hurricane betty couldnt stop the mammoth pub crawl that lasted from 8pm till 5am!

Lick it

After a good sesh its good to be able to catch the laser bus :)

Bloody Play

When u get sent the wrong item and complain, you really dont expect them to send it again. Doh! I mean look at it, its flaps!

Happy new year!

An auspicious start.

Christmas displeasure

Lord Hawmaws expresses his displeasure at the lack of goose in the christmas dinner