Thursday, December 21, 2006

Desperado


The smile hides the anguish inside

Friday, December 15, 2006




























Ouch


Fiona swings a crazed right hook

Ravin!


Techno, Techno, Techno!!!

Fifi


Those soor plums were fair strong

The Start of the Night




Rhitu leaves


But not before he tucks into the malty brown goodness of the sponge!

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Escape!


Sopping wet i escaped from the infernal epsom cavity and began laying waste to all around me with my laser eye!

Womb for one more?


It doesnt look that threatening?

I Spy


Try as I might I cannot find the hidden cameras anywhere. Perhaps its time to get this party started

The brackish deep


My courage begins to slough away from me, much like the skin of the tanks last victim in its saline clutches.

The poisedon adventure..


The flotation tank winks at me with salty abandon as i sally forth to its pallid depths

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Tongue madness


Of course the night wouldnt be the night if the dawg didnt get the tongue oot!

Ah the air has cleared!


The fartiness has cleared and Fiona's smile like a shy woodland creature emerges again!

Farty nonsense


Fi shows her disgust for the bottom pumpers

Fifi in pintage shame


The world reels in disgust at Fiona drinking yet another shandy

Friday, December 08, 2006

Smokin snowmen


That pipe will be the death of that little chap! Or maybe the wee guy with the pitchfork will!

Friday, December 01, 2006

What kind of fruit is this?!


Taking a break from my hard work making xmas snowflakes for the office. I pop out at lunchtime to see the weird winter sights of glasgow!

Hard graft


Yep this old ICT game can be rough sometimes! :-P

Payday for Meesterboom


Hurrah for the big wine?

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Doctor doctor!


After meeting the ravishing Dr Kate i realised she would be satisfied by nothing short of the guns!

Beware the moustachioed fiend!


Our travels took us to the legendary 'viper' where honest men have fallen in their hundreds and their bones litter the floor. I could see why almost right away as a vile mexican attempted to pierce my skull with his dangling knife finger of fear!

Friday, November 24, 2006

The batboy ends...


But the night lives on! Where does it go, nobody knows! T'was quite good!

Its batty!


We love the batboy although the bladders were weeping salty tears before the interval!

No tony aint the bat boy


We are here and tony feels a strange kinship with the sign!

Batboy@G12 gilmorehill


Its the start of the batboy night, starring Kelly 'not pinky' Robertson. The menace of the theatre begins!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

King of the Madfoot


Once again i find myself breaking bread with the king of the Madfoot. He spoke to me in a dream. Wise words. The meaning of which is not yet clear, but i heed them. 'Fight it not, the wind that spears. Clad them well, those crumbling fears. The dagger howls, the claws bite deep. Further still for which you seek. Far from hope, u find at end. The bone, the iron. The flesh to rend.' I dwell oft on his benediction knowing that when i truly understand it shall be done by his hand and his blood alone.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Bandito!


Perhaps i would win more, if i wear my lucky black 'give us yer fuckin money' cap?

Poker joy


Ah you cannae beat a good game of poker! Especially with loads of beer and a bowl of fag dowts to nibble on!

Friday, November 10, 2006

Cartoon Scotty


My look of mild surprise when i met the chick i had snogged at the slayer gig on a date shortly after. I made my excuses and left

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Burning up


Light? Yes we had surfaced, still hotly pursued by the denizens of the night. Our chances were small but these villains had one disadvantage still facing them, it was time for tony to unleash the slitty hooded eyes of terror!

The drunken flute


It seemed dark, too dark possibly. There was only one thing for it, i used the last of my flares

Friday, November 03, 2006

Tony n stevo!


Tiger Tiger draws us in with its high percentage of totty!

Shit pic


In my enfeebled state at the end of last night this photo seemed to be really cool, pish. Tho it did give me a good point to aim at as my legs were wonky and i was in imminent danger of falling over

Mad tarts at slayer


I swear to god, there was no age middle ground at the slayer gig. Everyone was either 30+ or in their mid teens. One good point was the easy chicks Hehe !

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Tony and the pintage


Slayer is comin! Slayer is comin!! Rack up the jars and lock up the lady kecks! Weeee!

SLAYER!


The night is just beginning as me and the tonester repair to the pub to charge the batteries for some metal madness!