Stats? What stats?

Changed my Blog template a few months ago and forgot to move my statcounter code over, boo hiss. However it is now back at the bottom of the page. You can click the view stats link to see all manner of tosh such as where visitors came from and the like. Such as our texan friend who dropped by on the 3rd of May. Or Jivetoaster, oh yes, I see you.

Lick it.

Hmm rubbish!

The table clearing service in Arta is pants!

Merchant Square

Cor, it aint half jazzy in Merchant Square these days. Shame its full of potato-heads in ben sherman and orange ladies!

Aaarrrrr me hearties!

Thar was rumblings of mutiny this very day. Aaarrrr. But they all fear this one eyed monster aaarrrr.

Horror Stricken Hell Bus

There I was sitting on the bus. Unwittingly aware of just how petrifyingthe journey was about to become. I noticed the girl in front of me flinch then lean heavily to the side away from the window. Whats this thought I, what could have repelled her so much, could she have caught a glimpse of my reflection in the window? Nay, nay and thrice nay! It was a tropical beast, marching along the pane. Its destination, one only, me. I sat transfixed with terror as it tootled up to my very sleeve then turned its gimlet eyes upon me. How long I sat transfixed by its stark gaze I will never know. My bowels had turned to water but I was frozen in place. Aghast at this monsters cruel visage. Then it turned and walked on. It had judged and found me wanting. Perhaps another day this fiends path and mine might cross. For now though, I am safe.

Jingle Bells

The Glasgow cuckoo! Caught on film for the first time. Like a shy woodland creature he ventures from his burrow sniffing the air for predators. I take the picture clandestinely, lest he turns and charges at me with his fearsome jingly bell hat.

Go on, LICK IT!!!

Its the mama and the papa disgracing themselves in front of their second born.

SNP Injection

Thats right Miss Sturgeon i am watching you. Like a bat in the night, my sonar is bouncing off your shiny suit.

Thievery!!!

Whats this!! Just as we near the bank we encounter this random scally who attempts to steal our doubloons and groats. 'Begone with you turgid scally' I cry, 'lest i show you the business end of my blunderbuss!

Access all Areas

More free hat antics. I know its cruel to bedeck a freshly shorn sheep in various items of Corona garb. I can assure everyone though that the sheep was returned safely to her paddock at the end of the night.

The bell strikes corona

What a nick, clutching my corona goods tightly, wandering through the night. Is this what i have been reduced to? Still at least I am safe from the blackguards and vagabonds dressed in such garb. They will welcome me as one of their own.

The signs are dark

Its the ICT social commitee dinner/drinks thing tonight. Didnt realise it was in gotham city?

Long Time no Blog

Been a while since my last blog as I have been on holiday. *Sigh* When you have a balcony view like this and then come back to freezing raining Glasgow its hard not to be a tad fecked off.

Subcrawl Video

Well the subcrawl was hell on earth. Actually it was not bad but it hurt to drink an I suffered all day. Therefore photos of the event were a little sparse however I did make a video of the event! It is a hell of a lot better with sound :o)

Subcrawl 2007

Beaky and the Blue boys

William pecks for grain as the Blue boys sup forlornly at their drinks

Sub crawling fear

The day of the sub crawl. I feel like i have been punched with a hippo. I am so ruff its like someone has filled a badger full of nails and beaten me with it. I need the zantac to quell the heaving nausea, the sudafed to open up my miserly airways and the double expresso to give me some jazz. I could cry at the thought of another drink.

Rise of the Machines

Skynet is here! The insane air jet machines are taking over. Seriously this thing blows air out faster than a hooker can palm a twenty!!

Inky dink dink

Johann shows off her new tattoo. Apparently it means 'tread lightly water bear'

Unholy soul theft

Yes its me! On the pan!

Odd looking guitar?

I suppose my guitar case has other uses then!

Aw!

My wee dudes are staying at mine this weekend. The poor things are a tad traumatised by the whole affair and have just been hiding since they got here. Still cant feel to sorry for them as they ripped me apart when i was forcing them into the pet carrier. Hissing huffy bstarts!

Giant Building!!!

Its a big building shot!! Woohoo, shot it with about 9 different pics and used CS3's groovy new merge and blend function. Phwoaar!

Update: Chuffing flip, blogger has donwsized the image so you cant see it in all its four foot by three glory, boo blogger boo!

Kings Lodge Stodge

I dont usually do the all you can eat buffet nonsense but for the first time in many moons i did tonight. Oh woe is me. All went well until i chewed an oddly textured piece of chicken in my curry. I swallowed it (stupidly) and inspected the other half still on my plate, it was feckin raw! I complained to the nearest staff member who nodded then swiflty whisked it away. Concerned for the other diners i checked if anything had been done about it 10 minutes later. I was assured that they were going to replace the trough of hoaching salmonella with a fresh batch. 15 minutes later and still nothing. Quite disgraceful. Still hadnt changed it when i left and i suspect they had no intention of doing so. Yech i feel an ominous rumbling.

Nightmare on Hope St

Johnny Police were completely stymied when they had to deal with a thin plywood sign falling off a building. I am surprised that the army were not called in.

Is it March?

Dull few hours in work livened up somewhat by a nice cheery march. Cmon the marchers!!!

Finally!

The bridge building is complete and we return to base. Astoundingly we have all done so well that each team is rewarded with a bottle of the finest cava in the land.

The Bridges Part 3

Team Amazing show off the unbridled fury of 'The Turntable'. Not only is this bridge incredible in its complexity it also has a rope pulley system with which you can see our barrel glides over with no human intervention. alright then perhaps a little bit. In fact a giant bit!

The Bridges Part 2

Don, William, Lekan and Tony the Marathon Man complete their 'swayback' design and hoik a body over.

The Bridges Part 1

Rhona, Fiona, Mary C and Kerry complete this sturdy platform with a cunning cross rope suspension for the washing.

Sunny Loch Lomond

The dudes taking a well earned rest in the sun after our successful ten out of ten token finding antics. Don and William despondently kick themselves after being trounced by Team Amazing.

Oxygen please!

After our successful token pilfering we tumble all the way down. Narrowly avoiding broken ankles and twisted knees. Quick tab of a K to base. Hurrah!

Take me Higher!

Its team building day and myself and the G-Man climb up a giant hill to find a token for our bridgebuilding task.

Its everyone

A big posse of em all!

Material Girl

It would be churlish of me to say I had a semi. So I wont

Cake!

Even the cake has Madonna on it, will this madness never end! :o)

Innit

Ali G of course, he must have drove one of the Madonna's here

Pointy bra!

Derek hands me a small thimble of pointy bra juice

But Jesus Wins

Jesus releases the demons and she is saved. Praise be!

Sleeve it will ya!

Of course where there is Jesus there will always be the devil, albeit a lovely girly devil!

Like a Prayer. Almost

It could hardly call itself a Madonna party without a black Jesus now could it.

Jowls of Laughter

As you can see I outdid myself with my costume! The lovely Carol showing of her splendidly blackened teeth.

Eroteec!

I have never seen so many skimpy madge style wedding dresses in my entire life in one place. I wasnt complaining at all though strangely enough.

Strike a pose

Mr Peach and his sister Tina, Madonna madness!

Dereks 30th Bash

Derek in a tailored leather dress on the left and his man madonna on the right and yes Stephen has got his 'nips' oot!

Trumpets and the Blowing

Not being one to hoot my own horn as they say in the hootenschplatz. But my oh my would you look at that all conquering red army!!! What a menacing sight. I guess that would be me then. Cmon the red menace!

CS3 goodness

Check this Mr C! CS3 did this al by itself out of two photos!! I have no idea how either!

Aiyee. The eyes, those terrible eyes!

And lo. The boredom is sated somewhat

A Respite from the Ditchwater

Ah now thats better. This is a rare shot I took in the maldives

The Streets (part II)

More ditchwater dullardry!!! Yes its a corner building in the sun, wooee! Crazee man!

The Streets

Dull I know but the blogs have been a trifle sparse of late and it was so lovely and sunny and the trees were awfy green!

Paparazzo madness

Who says i aint a pap! That will show em