Random baby

Aw!

The worst man

In the best sense of the word of course!

True Scott's

Double scott action

Titimea

Steven has a quick flick of his nipflask

Adjust this!

Ben dances like its 1995

Makin the vest of it

Mr A brandishes the guns

So sparkly

Say what you will but ye cannae deny that this pair scrub up well :o)

Black and white

The lads muse over the success of their last single

Burnt hoove

The staff were awfy surly, fortunately the food made up for that. Aye right! Medium rare my chuff.

Your fired

All that was missing was the cigars

Nu-rave

Mr P gives it big hag licks to the beat

Jam cocktails

There were much of these

Team Mills! Ahem, Leitch

What a fetching young man. I think wifebeaters are the way ahead.

The hag weekend!

Cor blimey look at these lovely lodges. Arran is rer. Reminds me a wee bit of the island in The Prisoner tho, hehe!

Let them eat cake..

Mr S raises a fine frothy black one to his lips to celebrate his time in the ops.

Tomcat FV Golden Tiger

Its the most beautiful thing I have ever seen or played!!

Kilty Kilty

In paisley no-one can hear you scream

Her name was Lola

Yes its steaming karaoke time!

I've had - the stein of my life....

The minghawk soars gracefully through the skies, gently carrying myself and miss j to a place of safety

Magic Tricks

Miss Fi pulls a rabbit out of the hat!

Swathed in Drunken-ness

Sober as hell, I swear. Its just the chairs that were swaying.

Yeah!

I always loved the Fonz

He's never had it so good

There are times that cry out for for some ear lickage, I thought this was definitely one

Pink Simmit

The sun Stein-ed brightly in the beer garden

Baby drink shambles

Whilst the alpha males sup on their kingly steinage, the ladies opt for the more sedate shots of lager on offer ;o)

Its the 'stein'-al countdown!

Back in the land of the stein. Hang em high!

A dapper coo

Art in the south of Italy. Seriously.

Amalfi from the sea

Amalfi, a lovely little place. Where the sea is warm, the views are stunning and the waiters are thieves.

When in Rome...

You kind of have to take a photo of the Colosseum.

Eye-ee

You are feeling sleepy, very very sleepy. I have never seen a contact lens so thoroughly hypnotised before.

On a wing and a prayer

Finally the minghawk landed

You wont like me when I am angry

Raar!! Raaaaraarr!

I demand RESPECT!

Hmm, perhaps it was the depth charge but I was beginning to feel that my skills as a photographer was being called into question

A little worse for wear

At some frantic urging three of us consumed a depth charge. This being some manner of shot in a pint, chugged in one. It didnt affect me at all, honest.

Raar!

Everyone was a little taken aback when Kenzie leapt up onto the table and proceeded to produce a 'bungle's finger'

I said "Fetch me a posse Tonto"

I think I have to get some of this cologne

The Bears Bahjeen

Mr C flirts with camera as the night begins to sweat

Fi's 'Leaving' Bash

It all started out so well, as fi prepared to leave the warm womb of Ops and enter the world of sprints and scrums

Nag nag nag

Shiny heads agogo as strathclydes finest monitor the unruly bothwellians for signs of drunken madness on the day of the final.

Sadfoot

Its so blummin lifelike he could step out of the screen!

Cart me off

The cart, flowing past Cartside Street. I love this camera.

Adventures with a Nikon D40

Cor mother flip, this photo lark is a doddle. Borrowed Mr T's Nikon D40 for some Italy pics and gave it a wee bash. Man, the thing makes any picture good, all these folk that pretend they are great photographers and use one are shysters, charlatans!!! I swear my mum could take amazing photos with this camera!

Facing the board.

My new toy, its amazing!!! Guitar squealing madness!

Scran-tastic

Burds like nothing better than a good feed after a hectic friday night out in town

Memory madness!

Now thats what am talkin' aboot. 4 gig, on a phone!! Whos yer uncle da!

Rawk the Kelburne!

After the beer festival we hit the happening nitespots of paisley. Only to be blown away by the rawk imaginings of this crazy band. Not since Mac Floyd have i seen such a stunning laser 'event'

Queue's up for mischief

I mean seriously, look at this queue. Its bananas!

Its still paisley though

I look centred among the throng, perhaps pondering or maybe even having a bit of a muse

Beer festival!

Ich mein hoogenhaggen baby! The beer festival in paisley, literally full of strumphosen. Beer too, mmm mm, Fen Tiger being a particular along with the mead. Ah them were the days

Jean claude van dog

They will give anyone a licence these days