Baldy baws

Remember the little grey men. Mulder was right! They walk among us!

Once every millenium

A star is born :)

A rose is a rose

Eh eh! Er ye are!

Mammy and loon

I still say pink shirts are gay.

Queue for The Boss

It goes all the way under the heilanmans bridge!

Burning the candle at one end

My sleeping face

Lovely sunny glasgow

Its an amazing town in the summer. Unfortunately the other nine months can be pants.

Jakey Jacket and the kung fu master

Mein gott, a stein time!

Darn but that sun is relentless!

Capita STRIKE!

I barely made it alive as i passed the Capita picket line. Cries of 'scab' and various foul meats were thrown. Hell i dont even work there, i just wanted a latte from Mark's

Grow little chilli, grow!

This summer its all to play for. After last seasons no show by the hottest chilli in the world. This time i am back with four different varieties. One of which is sprouting!

Tennis can be a dangerous sport

Never even made it onto the court thanks to the kak upkeep of the path and the cavernous potholes that are allowed to breed there. Still at least with my limp I am guaranteed a seat on the bus.

Pinholey

Even Sara's shaky hands can get a good picture with the lumix!

Glaswegian mating rituals

A classic demonstration of the glasgow male 'presenting'. The female seems to marvel at his plumage. It is most likely that offspring will arise from this encounter.

There will be blood

Sara tests the marching powder and unfortunately for the columbian overlords she dont seem impressed

At last!

Dem lillies finally show

Wedding steins

When is a pub not a pub, dont ask the staff in the West cos they foot know!

Rock out baby!

When running up the mixolydian the utmost concentration is required

Doing a Lindy

Not the best position to crash out in, on yer mates groin.

Soggy Biscuit

Not entirely sure why someone would get a tattoo of a group w@nk going on but hey ho

Da da, da dara da da, ANGUS

It was a bit like sitting in the house and watching a music video at times. I am deaf today right enough, that doesnt normally happen in the house

Where is Bruno when you need him

Glasgow: fashion capital of Europe.

Ac/DC you say? At Hampden?

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr Coleridge!

Couchy couchy

A gentleman simply must take time out to enjoy the view

AC/DC on the hill

Fook, its not long after 3 and every pub in battlefield is rammed!

AC/DC in hampen tonight!

Its gonna be smashin! Yet again i shall be restrained and avoid the mad crowds and associated surfing dangers

Sometimes....

Those darn bar stools are just too high!

Balloon buffoon

His fruits were ripe

Stilts, bubbles and bratwurst

The Mela at the west end festival was smashing!

Take that and party!

The town is take that daft!

Cavorting dolphins!

The blog has been a little quiet of late. So bring on the dancing dolphins!

Belated Bondage

Silly me I forgot to put this on ages ago. Very dashing. I am sure when Daniel Craig turn is over their thoughts might turn my way.

Poser!

Shady does 'evergreen'

Welcome, summer!

Ah its good to see it back, in the best tapas place in glasgow :)

Making Hay

Take advantage of that processing power. I mean good weather! *ahem*

Botanic Capers

Bleedin blimey guvnor, it looks like an alien saw-cer!

We're goin to the beefa!

But the weather here is incredible!

Bear faced robbery

The mugging from the giant vampire bears was short and nasty.

Remains of the Day

Not much is left of Langside church

Sunset on Sauchiehall st

Looks more like a nuclear blast!

Religous fire

Langside church is burning down! I hope its not the work of them crazy norwegian death metallers!

The end of RTL

Look at these felons, i ask you. Is this what it takes to deliver something?

Madfoot World

I wasnt impressed with his comment about my hair

Wide-o

I am obsessed! Io pan, io pan, io panorama baby!!!

Tall and thin!

Everything seems so two dimensional these days

God gave rock n roll to me.

Tha's righ' brothers and sisters. God gave it! :)

Two rats under a stone!

Well one at least, well done Mr T for phrase of the year so far!

29 Rooftop Terrace

'Someone cup me, hurry!' i cried. Mr T quickly volunteered the coffee man who was aghast. 'Wont it ruin these beautiful hands?'

Exchange Square robbery!

Someone phone johnny police was the cry as this felon was caught red handed stealing some groats