Big Bruiser

Cripes look at that feller, two days old and already he looks like his daddy

When Good Teamleaders go Bad

This is one of a fine trio of bruises i have today. On a Blogworthy note, if you look really closely you can see the face of jesus in it.

We're all Doomed

Seems my big brother is going into politics! I dread to think of some of his election promises.

Poignant Reflection

At this point in the evening everyone takes a moment to reflect on the events that occurred just over 2000 years ago this easter

Bandanarama

Obv with cowboy fashion at such a high. I decide to strut my stuff Bandana styley! That was some high falutin madness, yessir

Anaconda

Fiona smiles. Blissfully unaware that i have caught a mouse and am in the middle of swallowing it whole.

SATAN!!!

When you see a raffle ticket with the number of the beast, how can you not buy it! I am sure we are all familiar with the passage from revelations in the good book. 'Woe to you o'er earth and sea. For the devil sends his beast with wrath, for he knows that time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast. For it is a human number, the number is six, three score and six ..

Its Easter

What better way to celebrate someones birthday than to daub their car with shaving foam and balloons! Its the last day before the Easter break and its chuffin gorgeous weather. Yeehaa!!!

Giant Cat!

Aiyee! Just as i tried to get into my close i was menaced by that cat 'Arthur' - almost had my bloody wallet!!

The Scotland game

The day is sunny and the Scotland fans are out early and in force!

A Bucket of Wine!

Good lord. The primary fermentation is complete! No-one could have been more surprised than me when the hydrometer read .994. Its murky as feck. Now i have to add the finings and leave for 24 hours before bottling and letting then mature for a month. I hope the wine matures into a fine adult as at the moment it smells like cheap cheap plonk!

Even more nonsense!

Even more? This one is Midget Gems, a cheeky wee cd single.

More Riser nonsense

Square vinyl? Well i never, this un is Just Get By. Crap photo but thats hangovers for u

Riser nonsense

First single, More Tomorrow. That vinyl jazz.

The Booty

To work my friends! Let the winemaking begin. The wine that comes with the kit is utter tosh apparently. I will let that be a trial batch and then onto the chateau neuf combo that is apparently the beaverdale!

The hallowed place

After a maddening journey, a sodden trail and a gargantuan leap of faith I am here. Behold the kingdom of wine!!

Tunnels of Dark Reknown

So far so good. I have evaded the worst of the pondlife on my journey. Ducking the gaze of the feral eyed and filthy fingered. But now, what is this? A dark tunnel looms before me, etched with the scrawlings on the insane denizens of this land. A trap perhaps? No matter, I faced worse in Korea in '52. Onwards then, the devil takes care of his own.

Wine Quest

I begin my quest to find a homebrew wine kit. Alighting at partick station i am immediately assailed by the stench of the unwashed. Scurrilous vagabonds push past me whining in their sing song dialect. Its a less than salubrious past of town. I gird my loins and descend into the throng. Let the wine quest begin!

Burnt Offerings

Its friday, normally a day of joy, lambs gambolling in the fields, children skipping. Not today. There is a darkness in the air. Unseen menace. I see that already the clans of bothwell have prepared an offering to the gods. It sputters and smokes in the name of appeasement.

How to lose at poker

Smoke cigars, drink far too much and throw tast swathes of money at shit hands! I still love the game tho!