The Stonehaven Massive

In my by now blisteringly steaming state i was barely fit to take a pic. Fortunately those friendly little northern gnomes were on hand to snap for me. Here i am trying to catch some flies with Mrs E!

A troubling spell

Aberdonians cant spell!

The cabbage patch

Honkin! Its only the start of the night too. I reckon there be stormy seas ahead.

Avast Aberdeen!

The adventure begins in Aberdeen. Its Mr Emslie's 30th and myself and Electric Bill have travelled on the finest of megachariots to the city of the tall foreheaded folk. Sadly due to some schoolboy japery involving the back seat, beer and Jim Beam we didnt so much alight from our chariot as fall out of it. An auspicious start indeed!

A life on the road

Was getting bored and took the wheels out for a little spin. Ah its a good life, the wind in your hat and the sun at your back letting the throttle out on the mean machine!

Woot woot!

The stage school play finishes with an almighty flourish!

Fifi!!!

Its Feef and Al livin the dream, giving it maximum pottage and breakin the hearts of the menchaps!

DJ Bob

Starting off the night in Soba! I call this dude on the decks dj bob after his penchant for bobbing about like an utter fanny whilst twiddling some knobs. Learn to play a real instrument porky!!!

A sea of heads

Its a jivetoaster shot! However this was done with a crappy phone camera and some considerable pintage of lager sloshing around in me. Oh yes and a tad less panache!

The aliens have landed

The alabama 3 front man reached out to the stars and lo. An angel was beamed to him.

Fear of Boarding in Glasvegas

Yep its a lonely track that inner circle

Chicken. On a stick!

Not been much amusing to blog of late. At least until i was teased by this 91 percent chicken breast snack. You know what that means, oh yeah. 91 percent of the time it works every time!

Deus of Vetus

My god! Look at these beasts, they are giant. Lurking with an almost brutish intelligence, surely these are the things that should not be.

French letters

Cor its been a while since i have had a letter published in that fine publication the metro. Big up Ninja Scotty!

High office drama

It was like a scene from 24 or perhaps the poseidon adventure when the power to whole building was cut! As the minutes passed the tension rose as anarchy began to beckon.

Lo, the sun hath risen

Well hats off to Melting Pot and the Sunrise Cruise. Its all over and i only have minor frostbite and an impending killer hangover left to look forward to now.

Melting my frozen black heart

Cor she was lovely. Spent ages babbling nonsense with her. True there was an air of madness about the eyes but it only added to the appeal.

Freeze off

Its feckin cold when your 'up top' on a boat tootling down the Clyde. Everyone was well wrapped up. Apart from me of course. I took my shirt off and challenged the wind to do its worst.

A feeling of fourboarding

Its four in the morning, everybody is honkin daft drunk and the boat is here. Let the cruise commence!!!

Jack and Victor head out

Its melting pot tonight followed after by the sunrise cruise. 'have it' ahem and all that.