Amazing how bored you can get

Bored, peed off but fortunately my bro comes along and cheers me up with his fluffy face and ridiculous pink shirt.

Deck the Halls

Some people say that hospitals are depressing places. No idea where they would get that idea from! I must commend the vicky on placing there x-ray dept 63 miles and 4 floors from the entrance. Handy when u can only walk as fast as yoda

Harumph

By golly! I never thought to see the like in the 21st century. I do believe its a feller smoking a large pipe! I barely escaped with my life after this shot as the chap espied me snapping and with a great harumphing set the dogs on me!

The Stonehaven Massive

In my by now blisteringly steaming state i was barely fit to take a pic. Fortunately those friendly little northern gnomes were on hand to snap for me. Here i am trying to catch some flies with Mrs E!

A troubling spell

Aberdonians cant spell!

The cabbage patch

Honkin! Its only the start of the night too. I reckon there be stormy seas ahead.

Avast Aberdeen!

The adventure begins in Aberdeen. Its Mr Emslie's 30th and myself and Electric Bill have travelled on the finest of megachariots to the city of the tall foreheaded folk. Sadly due to some schoolboy japery involving the back seat, beer and Jim Beam we didnt so much alight from our chariot as fall out of it. An auspicious start indeed!

A life on the road

Was getting bored and took the wheels out for a little spin. Ah its a good life, the wind in your hat and the sun at your back letting the throttle out on the mean machine!

Woot woot!

The stage school play finishes with an almighty flourish!

Fifi!!!

Its Feef and Al livin the dream, giving it maximum pottage and breakin the hearts of the menchaps!

DJ Bob

Starting off the night in Soba! I call this dude on the decks dj bob after his penchant for bobbing about like an utter fanny whilst twiddling some knobs. Learn to play a real instrument porky!!!

A sea of heads

Its a jivetoaster shot! However this was done with a crappy phone camera and some considerable pintage of lager sloshing around in me. Oh yes and a tad less panache!

The aliens have landed

The alabama 3 front man reached out to the stars and lo. An angel was beamed to him.

Fear of Boarding in Glasvegas

Yep its a lonely track that inner circle

Chicken. On a stick!

Not been much amusing to blog of late. At least until i was teased by this 91 percent chicken breast snack. You know what that means, oh yeah. 91 percent of the time it works every time!

Deus of Vetus

My god! Look at these beasts, they are giant. Lurking with an almost brutish intelligence, surely these are the things that should not be.

French letters

Cor its been a while since i have had a letter published in that fine publication the metro. Big up Ninja Scotty!

High office drama

It was like a scene from 24 or perhaps the poseidon adventure when the power to whole building was cut! As the minutes passed the tension rose as anarchy began to beckon.

Lo, the sun hath risen

Well hats off to Melting Pot and the Sunrise Cruise. Its all over and i only have minor frostbite and an impending killer hangover left to look forward to now.

Melting my frozen black heart

Cor she was lovely. Spent ages babbling nonsense with her. True there was an air of madness about the eyes but it only added to the appeal.