A bag of wolves

Tony and graham, pouting for the camera, in what can only be described as an in an overtly sexual way

Yaks testicles

He did it! The chewy yaks love apples were tough but craig eventually galloped them down!

Boggin prawns

I mean i love prawns but just where the feck are you meant to start with these wee buggers? It even has big long whiskers?

Caution

When unleashing the tongue great care should be exercised, lest it attracts the most vile of predators

Tongue-age

However the tongue is unleashed to save the day!

Despair

The anguish turns to despair as he still hasn't found what he is looking for

Santa hat

The smile delights in the anguish inside

Shiny Desperado

The smile hides the anguish inside

Desperado

The smile hides the anguish inside

Ouch

Fiona swings a crazed right hook

Ravin!

Techno, Techno, Techno!!!

Fifi

Those soor plums were fair strong

The Start of the Night

Rhitu leaves

But not before he tucks into the malty brown goodness of the sponge!

Escape!

Sopping wet i escaped from the infernal epsom cavity and began laying waste to all around me with my laser eye!

Womb for one more?

It doesnt look that threatening?

I Spy

Try as I might I cannot find the hidden cameras anywhere. Perhaps its time to get this party started

The brackish deep

My courage begins to slough away from me, much like the skin of the tanks last victim in its saline clutches.

The poisedon adventure..

The flotation tank winks at me with salty abandon as i sally forth to its pallid depths

Tongue madness

Of course the night wouldnt be the night if the dawg didnt get the tongue oot!

Ah the air has cleared!

The fartiness has cleared and Fiona's smile like a shy woodland creature emerges again!

Farty nonsense

Fi shows her disgust for the bottom pumpers

Fifi in pintage shame

The world reels in disgust at Fiona drinking yet another shandy

Smokin snowmen

That pipe will be the death of that little chap! Or maybe the wee guy with the pitchfork will!

Becks

Becks is smashin eh!

No moet, no showy...

No chandon no band on!

What kind of fruit is this?!

Taking a break from my hard work making xmas snowflakes for the office. I pop out at lunchtime to see the weird winter sights of glasgow!

Hard graft

Yep this old ICT game can be rough sometimes! :-P

Payday for Meesterboom

Hurrah for the big wine?

Doctor doctor!

After meeting the ravishing Dr Kate i realised she would be satisfied by nothing short of the guns!

Beware the moustachioed fiend!

Our travels took us to the legendary 'viper' where honest men have fallen in their hundreds and their bones litter the floor. I could see why almost right away as a vile mexican attempted to pierce my skull with his dangling knife finger of fear!

The batboy ends...

But the night lives on! Where does it go, nobody knows! T'was quite good!

Its batty!

We love the batboy although the bladders were weeping salty tears before the interval!

No tony aint the bat boy

We are here and tony feels a strange kinship with the sign!

Batboy@G12 gilmorehill

Its the start of the batboy night, starring Kelly 'not pinky' Robertson. The menace of the theatre begins!

King of the Madfoot

Once again i find myself breaking bread with the king of the Madfoot. He spoke to me in a dream. Wise words. The meaning of which is not yet clear, but i heed them. 'Fight it not, the wind that spears. Clad them well, those crumbling fears. The dagger howls, the claws bite deep. Further still for which you seek. Far from hope, u find at end. The bone, the iron. The flesh to rend.' I dwell oft on his benediction knowing that when i truly understand it shall be done by his hand and his blood alone.

Book sale victim

Don displays his discerning taste in books

The book sale

Goes down a storm! Go on then, BUY SOMETHING!

Fifi fightin the pudsey

The yellow menace!

Bandito!

Perhaps i would win more, if i wear my lucky black 'give us yer fuckin money' cap?

Poker joy

Ah you cannae beat a good game of poker! Especially with loads of beer and a bowl of fag dowts to nibble on!