Doctor doctor!

After meeting the ravishing Dr Kate i realised she would be satisfied by nothing short of the guns!

Beware the moustachioed fiend!

Our travels took us to the legendary 'viper' where honest men have fallen in their hundreds and their bones litter the floor. I could see why almost right away as a vile mexican attempted to pierce my skull with his dangling knife finger of fear!

The batboy ends...

But the night lives on! Where does it go, nobody knows! T'was quite good!

Its batty!

We love the batboy although the bladders were weeping salty tears before the interval!

No tony aint the bat boy

We are here and tony feels a strange kinship with the sign!

Batboy@G12 gilmorehill

Its the start of the batboy night, starring Kelly 'not pinky' Robertson. The menace of the theatre begins!

King of the Madfoot

Once again i find myself breaking bread with the king of the Madfoot. He spoke to me in a dream. Wise words. The meaning of which is not yet clear, but i heed them. 'Fight it not, the wind that spears. Clad them well, those crumbling fears. The dagger howls, the claws bite deep. Further still for which you seek. Far from hope, u find at end. The bone, the iron. The flesh to rend.' I dwell oft on his benediction knowing that when i truly understand it shall be done by his hand and his blood alone.

Book sale victim

Don displays his discerning taste in books

The book sale

Goes down a storm! Go on then, BUY SOMETHING!

Fifi fightin the pudsey

The yellow menace!

Bandito!

Perhaps i would win more, if i wear my lucky black 'give us yer fuckin money' cap?

Poker joy

Ah you cannae beat a good game of poker! Especially with loads of beer and a bowl of fag dowts to nibble on!

Cartoon Scotty

My look of mild surprise when i met the chick i had snogged at the slayer gig on a date shortly after. I made my excuses and left

Burning up

Light? Yes we had surfaced, still hotly pursued by the denizens of the night. Our chances were small but these villains had one disadvantage still facing them, it was time for tony to unleash the slitty hooded eyes of terror!

The drunken flute

It seemed dark, too dark possibly. There was only one thing for it, i used the last of my flares

Tony n stevo!

Tiger Tiger draws us in with its high percentage of totty!

Shit pic

In my enfeebled state at the end of last night this photo seemed to be really cool, pish. Tho it did give me a good point to aim at as my legs were wonky and i was in imminent danger of falling over

Mad tarts at slayer

I swear to god, there was no age middle ground at the slayer gig. Everyone was either 30+ or in their mid teens. One good point was the easy chicks Hehe !

Tony and the pintage

Slayer is comin! Slayer is comin!! Rack up the jars and lock up the lady kecks! Weeee!

SLAYER!

The night is just beginning as me and the tonester repair to the pub to charge the batteries for some metal madness!