The oddest of odds

Shortly after the wild west brothel. We headed to another watering hole. Much to my horror i was confronted by the nefarious cardinal richelieu demanding to know of the whereabouts of my fellow muskehounds.

Holy banana!!!

Its like a wild west brothel in 'ere!

The Christmas Team Night Out

This night out had it all, an iguana, bulls testicles, the lot!

Oh aye, you press the play button incidentally.

Oh fickle fame

2 years in this company and despite my best efforts i have never made it into the reporter. Of course as soon as i look sagely at the sky with a blonde on my arm then bingo, i have cracked it.

Bigger and bigger.

I am starting to worry about the size of my tongue, i think people are starting to notice!

The Hallion

Cor this place is tops!

Il banda trionfante!

Sei di il meglio!

Take me to your leader

Somewhat blearily I demand to see the hanging gardens of babylon.

Lets get ready to rumble!

Quaffage leads to more quaffage and soon the wrestling starts in earnest. Craig believes he is winning with his headlock little knowing Fi is preparing to unleash her patented 'tears of the dragon' move!!

Testing Times Ahead

Its a howling mad pit of chaos in the halls as the moustaches, tongues and hats stride manfully thru torrents of cider and beer!!

The best things come in threes!

Raar, the company night oot was dwarved by the presence of the ICT massive!

The devils night

I prepare my outfit carefully for the works party. Its a free bar all flippin night which will certainly create some carnage! I can feel the devil in me ;)

The Bagina Brothers

Available for christenings and weddings

The sun shineth forth

But lo, as the clouds loomed menacingly on the horizon, a golden shaft of sunlight speared through and caused much joy and chanting

I pulled a cracker!

Oddly some strange metal bondage thing fell out of my cracker. I am not entirely sure but i think its some manner of 'nob n baw' device?

Black hats

Rhona smiles on the inside with every lip on her face as the night begins.

Its a monster!

Thats right, only the finest of establishments for an ICT night out! Inside we played beef roullette and danced with the course peasant girls.

Hmm tea!

Its nice to have some late night tea. Even if it is handed to you in a knobbly pink cup that could easily hold the north sea.

Four Kings

It was Friday night and the four kings contemplated long and hard the wisdom of their journey. Should it be to carry on? It was a painful road, but after much solemn deliberation they decided they were born for this task and cried "Let it thus be done".

The funniest card in the world

Ah, true on so many levels! ;o)

Ginger...... Bread House!

We may not have won the main prize, or come second or even third but for sheer individuality Ruth manages to win something with her impressive Gingerbread house made from the real tears of little ginger children.

Beware the swaddled babe

Cake, cake. Where-ever you may be

I am the lord of the cakes said he and I will lead you all where-ever you may be.

I will lead you all to the cakes said he!

Its Dark Majesty

Its the "Bake Off" competition in my work today. Sadly my white truffles failed, however others in the team were a lot more successful. The team oohed and ahhed at each joyous confection until Rhona's Clootie Dumpling was unveiled. Its dark majesty cowed us into silence.

Buzz, is that you?

As the dundonians and I lurched into the stormy three o'clock rain we were stopped by this imposing figure. "To Infinity and beyond!" he squealed. We backed away in terror at such a mighty hero, lest his wrath chose to smite our eyes further.

The View is fine from here

Andy from The View although more used to the glittering streets of London gives Tusk the thumbs up in his own flamboyant way. Its actually a furry scarf type thing and not a big sheaf on tinsel!

Where the mutton is never lamb

The incredible Tusk on a saturday night. The towering budha glowers over the leathery tanned "Sadie's" of this Shawlands waterhole