The inimitable Mr G

And the dancing chicanery. Oh yes indeed sobriety does have its benefits

Guinness triumphant

It is only fitting that the ITC (thats not a typo) cup be filled and quaffed from

Respect

Most of us lowered our heads as a mark of respect to the old building whilst some of merely guffawed.

Smokin Scotty

Upon cleaning my desk for the office move i came upon some of my years old Smokin Scotty mails. Ah them were the days!

Licky licky beer

Hamtastic!

The high life at Boudiche

Aiyee, i am mockit. Has there ever been so much free champagne and whiskey in the known world? Boudiche wins

Papped

Now he knows how it feels

Smiley

Pouty

Free booze!

It makes balloons of us all

Stye me a river.

Its flipping agony no matter how hard i stye to ignore it :O(

Jelly madness

A rare glimpse of the 'luciferus Irukandji' a type of jellyfish rarely seen in scottish waters. Most notable for its red electroflourescence, somewhat reminiscent of blood in the water.

Tombola Winnings!

It only cost me about a tenner but eventually i got that big tub of roses!

Aiyee! Its the flippin bomb

Love it

29 steps

I love my new club! Weeeee!

Cute or what

They were snoring too

Esquires Coffee in Bothwell Street

Not sure about the name but a splendid balcony to perch on of a lunch hour and spy ur fellow bothwellians!

Go on then.

I hope it does snow, preferably later this month when i go to tanerife!

Astonishing

Call it the big child in me but this did make me laff

Smart contrast comin atcha!

I am quite fond of course sonys new smart contrast feature. This is Fifi & allys and its actually rather dark, hurrah!

Oo its lovely!

Nice as a barmaids arm!

C905 Joy!

I have it, bad photo but thats the old phone for ya. Meet the new 8 megapixel, wifi capable, gps, geo-tagging machine!!!

Close that blummin window!

She almost blew away.

She believes she can fly

Slightly slebbery and wilty, the intrepid rose travelled on via the medium of mouth

Many mouth rosie

It was only the start of this hapless rose's journey

I want to believe

And then the aliens came

Tongues ya bas!

My self imposed exile from beverland is over!

Take that!

The boys are back!

New bins!

I celebrate the arrival of the new specs with a minor quaff. Tonight much much more quaffage beckons!

Canon 1000D SLR Yumminess

Gorblimey trousers, isnt she lovely!

Life thru a dawgs eyes

Chuckin the fags has led to the slightly indelicate appearance of a dough belly. Pfft, i will chase that away with my 'eat as many chillis as humanly possible' diet. Madfoot too is trying to help by sneaking food from my plate.

Not poodle

I have truly scaled the giddy heights of glory. I won a pot noodle spinner fork! Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Is this what its come to.

The name is Dawg....

Honest you have to click this to see it in its full majesty. Its licenced to kill!!

Justin likes my wig

Bloody award shows, right pain in the chuff sometimes.

The frozen sea

Scarves were mandatory on ayr beach. Dogs however, were optional.

Like my new wheels?

I needed a little run about for getting about ayr.

My Goodness!

But which one? Is the pressing question

Thats Winnie Tell't

I told you Winnie, dont make me tell you again.

There be dragons

Hold on missus, the buses aint that bad surely!! Saz decides to beat congestion by hopping on a dragon boat.

Mrs B

Mrs Bryceland in all her glory!

Positively Bridal

You couldnt move for Brides at one point

Its the Stripper!

The police came and were going to cause a scene but when they heard dancing queen blare out couldnt help but get in on the act

The dance

Yup thats Madonna, right there


The Dance in full flow

First Dance

Ray of Light

Just a little ray of light, how apt

Angry Face Competiton

I win!


A close second


A little disturned perhaps?

Yum

Floating heads

Kevingrove closed down for over a year so they could hang lots of heads over the main hall