Bribe schmibe!

No joining fee, a bag, a towel, a padlock and a water bottle! Feck me, i am sold!

Fill yer boots

Ah Mr T, look! They are everywhere!

Blogged off

I swear to god there has been nothing even reomtely amusing to take a photo of this month. This is it, the best I could get when madfoot gave me an utter look of disdain at the severe lack of feeding action that was going on. The fecker, I bet he sticks his paw in my mouth again when I am sleeping. It must be one of the most singularly rude ways in the world to be woken up!

Hearts of glass

Why? Why would they do such a thing!

To kill a focking turd

Stepped out the door this morning and narrowly missed being snaffled by some kind of fiendish trap laid by my neighbours! It appears to be a type of quantum entanglement device, phew a close shave indeed!

Vaio!

I think you pronounce it like caio? I hope that doesnt mean that by owning it i am going to wear a lot of armani and become a sex pest. Its a lovely wee creature and as archimedes was often heard to say, 'its as fast as f*ck'

My favourite pose

Oh yes, tongue out and glass in hand. I wore this tshirt in honour of my recent mastery of the brooklyn accent, heh heh.

We are minghawk!

Fi and jinty demonstrate how to be minghawk. Although fi is cheating as she hasnt touched a drop! Note- minghawk - to be honkin drunk - to be beyond the land of bonkered.

2008 Pottage!!

Tis the first pot of 2008.
Woot woot!!
Yas man!
Ooft!
Tear the roof off!