OUCH!

Some inadvertent crowd surfin has cost me a rib!

Saltire of the earth

Old Rob knows how to work the old johnny glasgows

Satan!

More Priest!

Horns of the devil

Tis funny, when i was a young buck doing this \m/ was so lame. Now its all over the show

Judas Priest SECC 2009

The best priest gig ever

Nostradamus I believe?

Like a neon jackanape, u can never be rid of the portentious fool!

Priest Feast

When the Priest were due things became a little more black and white

Megadeth at the SECC

Despite the bands ferocious repertoire Dave Mustaine was rooted to the spot whether singin or widdling

The dildo

Lay calm and still, unaware of the metal madness yet to come

Priest Feast

I couldnt have put it better myself. Metal madness tonight!

Lovely dinosaurs

Hehe, its even better than the falling donkey of death!

Odd birds in shawlands

Couldnt get too close and the zoom on the phone is kak but I never expected to see an odd long billed, jet black, foot high bird on a branch in the cart!

Wedding countdown

Oh yes mr bill its only a couple of weeks away! Tell that one behind u to keep her eyes to herself

Social in the south side

Aw man! Jam is gone and instead we now have the social on the main road side and ketchup on the old tusk facing side. The social is flippin rer and u would hardly recognise it. 3.50 for two wines, i am in heaven!

Art attack

Cor bleedin blimey guvnor, wanna buy a watch?

Adventures with Naga Chilli paste

I do especially like the warning for asthmatics and fools on the label. I guess if the devil's grapes aint hot enough then his feiry muck might do the trick!

A sonnet to the scotch bonnet

When yer chilli just isnt hot enough you want to put a couple of the 'devil's grapes' in. Oh yes that will learn you good and proper

Credit crunch shoes

You know the recession is kicking in hard when the poor are reduced to eating their shoes.