Friday, December 31, 2010

On draught!!

In the words of Churchill - 'Thats what ahm talkin aboot!'

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Slouch - Bar of Kings!!

Fortunately after the bizarre slidy eyed-ness of the staff in the saint we found this wee pub which had smashing music, cool cocktails and cheery staff, yay!

The Saint, possibly the crappiest joint in town.

I do not think I have ever received such poor table service. Twenty minutes watching the girl grudgingly serve some one who just about rugby tackled her for attention. Then she gothwalked between tables desperately trying not to catch anyone's eye. So frantic was she to not to look at me before I left she was readying to spoon out her eyes so she could hide them in a box.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Blurring the lines

Honest I have no idea sometimes how just a respectable wee drink in shawlands turns into screaming insanity and donner kebab pizzas.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Hangover cure

It fair lifts yer spirits when you wake up after the Christmas night out feeling a tad delicate and open your eyes to this wee cutie gazing at you :0)

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Time Travel

This sign would have been well and good were it not the 28th of October!!

Monday, October 04, 2010

Dancing? At ten thirty in the morning?

It should be banned I say!

Sent from my nexus one

What's this?

Is it a bottle of head and shoulders? A chunky sex toy? A large pumice stone? No. Its an old Nokia phone! Its about the size of a fully grown Seagull!

Sent from my nexus one

Monday, September 13, 2010

White cart flood prevention scheme floods!

I suppose when the created a big fecking road in the river taking up two thirds of the channel no one thought for a moment that we might get some heavy rain?

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Saber fight

Photo editing on the fly. You just cannae beat it!

Cobbler

Snake Charmer

It was hard work for the old man. Someone should have told him there was no snake in the basket. I was rather disappointed that there was no rope ladder either as I was hoping to see him climb to freedom!

Ali Bongo!