Moo shaped wine

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In Clarkston the dogs wear slippers out to the shops

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A dapper fella un his day me faither

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How wasps get drunk

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Mrs P's birthday

White cart flood prevention scheme floods!

I suppose when the created a big fecking road in the river taking up two thirds of the channel no one thought for a moment that we might get some heavy rain?

I mean wtf is it?

Some manner of Italian ornament apparently. Scares me somewhat.

Kindle!!!!!!!!

Its flipping awesome. You can ram yer old fashioned books up yer chuff!!

Street furniture

Its all the rage.

Night night

Miss R nods off. It has been a long and champagne filled day!